"Hello, you're looking for Harrison Ford? Sorry, no, you have the wrong number!"
"Hello, Harrison Ford? No, he's not here. Please stop calling!"
"Yes, you want to speak to Harrison Ford? For the last time NO, I'M NOT HARRISON FORD, HARRISON FORD IS NOT HERE, don't call again! Goodbye!"
"Hello... At the third stroke it will be four hours, two minutes and thirty three seconds precisely...."
Yep, I did meet him, and I did take this picture of my mum with him! Although we said no to all media enquiries, it’s still showing up everywhere, including the Mail Online and the Star Wars Fan News websites… forever linking them in the universe…. “Awesome!” as some have said recently to me!